Flags of Portland

Since Portland is so hip, I thought it might appreciate its own series of flags featuring the caricature building traits that garner it a TV show all its own. Definitely not comprehensive, I could see some of these flying proudly on poles around Portland. What would your perfectly personalized Portland flag look like?

As Homer Simpson always said, "mmmm, beer".
As Homer Simpson always said, “mmmm, beer”.
In Portland, dogs pretty much run the show.
In Portland, dogs pretty much rule the roost (unless you have a chicken coop in your backyard).
I can't believe this hasn't been done yet.
I can’t believe this hasn’t been done yet.
If the sun don't shine, fly your own.
If the sun don’t shine, fly your own.
Hipster plaid - available in a plethora of colors and patterns.
Hipster plaid – available in a plethora of colors and patterns.
Bike commuters are tough; their attitude is sometimes even tougher.
Bike commuters are tough; their attitude is sometimes even tougher.